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The page you are looking for is unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing difficulties, or you may not have pressed the keys or mouse buttons firmly enough. Hitting the keyboard harder has now been proven to make the Internet work faster.

In fact you may have got this error message because you did not press firmly enough. This is also the case with mouse buttons. New biofeedback functionality in the later versions of Microsoft operating systems ensures that those who hit hardest get the best response

Please try the following:

  • Click the refresh button really hard, or try again later. If you typed the address in the Address bar, type it again but press each key much harder.
  • If response is slow, repeatedly clicking on the same button or link causes IP routers to give to your request.
  • Internet performance can be improved by issuing the verbal command 'Come on, come on' to your monitor. Sophisticated sound equipment in your PC will respond to many phrases, including some mild profanity.
  • Rapid side-to-side movement of your mouse, followed by four sharp raps on your desk is known to cause Windows to re-prioritise your Internet session and allocate more CPU cycles to hardware response functions.